The Great American Virgin
english majors get all the girls because of our prose right

no

english majors get all the girls because of our prose right

no

goin to parties and not getting drunk

of 

course

goin to parties and not getting drunk

of

course

"weakly" hahahahah wow

hah

man

"weakly" hahahahah wow

hah

man

hahahahah fuck

hahahahah fuck

college is great thanks for asking

college is great thanks for asking

unypl:

“Even Cowgirls Get the Blues,” by Tom Robbins
Borrow I Read 

unypl:

“Even Cowgirls Get the Blues,” by Tom Robbins

Borrow I Read 

timgunnscoldblackheart:

people who say kanye has no talent…………………………………

if he had no talent would there be a blog about his scripture

lordandsaviorkanye.tumblr.com

From what I heard she got a baby by busta, my best friends say she used to fuck with Usher, but I don’t care what none of y’all say I still love her.

Gold Digger 1:14 ~ In the book of Late Registration, Kanye speaks of everlasting affection in the face of turmoil amongst peers. Illustrating undaunted, unconditional love. (via lordandsaviorkanye)

New blog collaboration I’m very excited to be a part of! Now you can finally see reason in the scriptures of Kanye. Disciples will be added in time.

I just hate wasps ok

I’m sure it’s annoying when they cloud your light sensors, of course!

I’ll give you Mitt’s card.

Like, 80% of my time

Is spent doing something english related whether it be reading (classics) or writing out sketches or researching an author or work or time period etc. with intention of writing something in the right style or getting my facts straight. And I like that. I don’t mind at all getting the urge to get up while I’m watching tv and read Julius Caesar and spend fifteen minutes just trying to find the ‘friends romans bros lend me your ears brutus was a chill guy but also a dick’ speech so I can try and pick up all the lines and gain something similar to understanding.

My only reservation about the whole thing is that I think so differently about books and about writing and about literature in general that translating it all into a college setting is pretty nerve racking.